
The regular season has mercifully come to a close and the Wolves have found themselves in the playoffs. Before we move on to their first round series, let’s get our final regular season grades in!
To be complete honest, I wasn’t so sure that the Minnesota Timberwolves would make it to the end of the season, let alone the fan base. This regular season was filled with uncertainty, angst, heart-stopping moments (both good and bad), and all the drama you could ask for.
But they’ve finally docked the ship at Play-off Island.

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Welcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 41.
For those of you who have been ignoring this series (for good reason, no offense taken) — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.
A pulse, if you will.
We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 35th consecutive championship this year. So now is your time to play armchair GM. Who would you acquire in the draft and offseason?
It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your vote as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know you picked the Lakers in four games. Once the polls close, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be sent to the arbitration committee to review.
Canis Pulsus Vol. 41 – Semester 2 Report Card Voting
Vote link: https://forms.gle/GG7fePYj4Cx32vzr7
*Voting ends Wednesday, 4/16*
- Grade each player’s performance so far this season.
- Grade the coaching staff’s performance so far this season.
- Grade the front office’s performance so far this season.
- Grade ownership’s performance so far this season.
- What’s your prediction for the 1st round playoff series between the Wolves and Lakers?
- What do you hope the Timberwolves realistically accomplish during the postseason?
- With the regular season over, my feelings on the direction of the Timberwolves are…