The Timberwolves are 10-10 a quarter of the way through the season. Are you having fun yet?
Yes, we’re still doing these. For the 38th time, we’re running it back and polling the masses. The Minnesota Timberwolves are already 20 games through their season and it’s been… something. Are fans allowed to start forming judgments yet without claims that the sample size is too small? We’re not sure if you all are having fun or not yet, but surely it can’t get any worse than their 10-10 start and being over a game below the play-in tournament.
Can it?
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Welcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 38.
For those of you who have been ignoring this series (for good reason, no offense taken) — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.
A pulse, if you will.
We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 35th consecutive championship this year. So now is your time to play armchair GM. Who would you acquire in the draft and offseason?
It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your vote as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know you gave the front office an A+ grade. Once the polls close, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be sent to the arbitration committee to review.
Canis Pulsus Vol. 38 – Quarterly Report 1 (‘24-’25)
Vote link: https://forms.gle/DgtKVYvXeQDBwEoA6
*Voting ends Weds, 12/4*
- Grade each player’s performance so far this season.
- Grade the coaching staff’s performance so far this season.
- Grade the front office’s performance so far this season.
- Grade ownership’s performance so far this season.
- Will the Wolves make the play-in tournament?
- Will the Wolves make the playoffs?
- What do you hope the Timberwolves accomplish during the next quarter of the season the MOST?
- With 1/4 of the regular season over, my feelings on the direction of the Timberwolves are…