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It’s that time of year where your favorite player is looking “Scary” *eye emojis* There’s something artful about the summertime in NBA land. Free agency comes and goes. Blockbuster trade structures change. Players switch teams. All of it ends up being fun to follow. But the void left in our lives afterwards is one that can only be filled by one thing: Offseason workout videos … [Read more...] about An Ode To Offseason Workout Video Season

Photo by David Sherman/NBAE via Getty Images The No. 2 Minnesota Lynx held off the No. 7 Phoenix Mercury in the Game 1 of the first round of the WNBA Playoffs on Sunday, jumping out to a 1-0 lead in the best-of-three series behind the play of their team MVP Napheesa Collier. The WNBA Playoffs are officially here, and boy were the Minnesota Lynx ready. The second-seeded … [Read more...] about Lynx 102, Mercury 95: Collier’s Career Night Lifts Minnesota to Game 1 Win

Photo by David Berding/Getty Images The lasting memory of this generation of Wolves basketball for fans may be a play, maybe it’s Anthony Edwards hitting his head on the backboard or the first ever “Naz Reid Game”. Or maybe it’s a call, a scream from Michael Grady or the iconic Jim Pete. For most of “NBA Twitter” though, it is a gif of players launching jerseys into … [Read more...] about How to Act Like You’ve Been There: Why Do Fans Not Want to be Happy?

Photo by Hannah Foslien/Getty Images The Timberwolves’ 2024-25 City Edition jerseys have leaked. We take a moment to look back and rank all eight versions of the team’s City Edition styles. The Timberwolves’ 2024-25 City Edition jersey has been leaked, and... well, let’s just say I’m not exactly blown away. If you’re expecting something bold or groundbreaking, temper … [Read more...] about Timberwolves City Edition Jersey Rankings